Wesley_Lexi @ 28.3.2008, 8:15 pm wrote:A transman is walking through the country, when he finds a bottle. He rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the bigots in the world get twice as much."
The transman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the bigots in the world have two."
Then the man says, "Give me a gorgeous woman."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous woman, while all the bigots have two."
The man says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
Kirsa @ Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:43 am wrote:Haha, bigots get beaten 75% to death
Wesley_Lexi @ 28.3.2008, 8:45 pm wrote:Kirsa @ Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:43 am wrote:Haha, bigots get beaten 75% to death
Actually, 2 times 50% (half) would be 100%, meaning they are beaten FULLY to death.
Wesley_Lexi @ 28.3.2008, 10:02 pm wrote:But for them to get beaten 75% to death they would have to get 1 and a half times what he got, not twice as much. I don't understand why you halved the 50% instead of doubling it.
Liv @ Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:56 am wrote:I'm with Wesley. I think if you ask for half of something (50 per cent) and someone else gets twice as much they get a whole thing (100%). IMO Kirsa's example would apply if the genie had said : whatever I do for you, I do two consecutive times to the bigots.
Less drastic for the bigots, but inconvenient - considering the post about the limitations of phalloplasty, he could have just asked to have one fully-functioning, perfect-looking penis
Bustus @ 29.3.2008, 11:18 am wrote:I can imagine the news story already... Half the world woke up with two penises!
Stripe @ 29.3.2008, 1:20 pm wrote:If whatever the transman gets is 'x' then what the bigots get is double 'x' or '2x'
PoeticVengeance @ Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:28 pm wrote:Cocks everywhere? O_O
Gwydion @ Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:46 am wrote:I admit, reading it, I was surprised the first thing wasn't the dick.
Kirsa @ Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:50 pm wrote:Stripe @ 29.3.2008, 1:20 pm wrote:If whatever the transman gets is 'x' then what the bigots get is double 'x' or '2x'
Of course, Unless the bigots already have what the transman gets, then they get 2x what the transman gets
1 dick + 2 dicks = 3 dicks
Or in the case of female bigots, 0 dicks + 2 dicks = 2 Dicks
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