I found this joke on the web.

[Wesley_Lexi]

A transman is walking through the country, when he finds a bottle. He rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the bigots in the world get twice as much."

The transman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the bigots in the world have two."

Then the man says, "Give me a gorgeous woman."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous woman, while all the bigots have two."

The man says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

[-Kt-]

A transman is walking through the country, when he finds a bottle. He rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the bigots in the world get twice as much."

The transman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the bigots in the world have two."

Then the man says, "Give me a gorgeous woman."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous woman, while all the bigots have two."

The man says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Haha, bigots get beaten 75% to death

[Wesley_Lexi]

Haha, bigots get beaten 75% to death

Actually, 2 times 50% (half) would be 100%, meaning they are beaten FULLY to death.

[-Kt-]

Haha, bigots get beaten 75% to death

Actually, 2 times 50% (half) would be 100%, meaning they are beaten FULLY to death.

Half of 100% is 50%,
Half of 50% is 25%
I math good :-/
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[Wesley_Lexi]

But for them to get beaten 75% to death they would have to get 1 and a half times what he got, not twice as much. I don't understand why you halved the 50% instead of doubling it.

[-Kt-]

But for them to get beaten 75% to death they would have to get 1 and a half times what he got, not twice as much. I don't understand why you halved the 50% instead of doubling it.

I'm being a difficult smartass, good joke

[Liv]

I'm with Wesley. I think if you ask for half of something (50 per cent) and someone else gets twice as much they get a whole thing (100%). IMO Kirsa's example would apply if the genie had said : whatever I do for you, I do two consecutive times to the bigots.

Less drastic for the bigots, but inconvenient - considering the post about the limitations of phalloplasty, he could have just asked to have one fully-functioning, perfect-looking penis

[AlexTheSane]

I'm with Wesley. I think if you ask for half of something (50 per cent) and someone else gets twice as much they get a whole thing (100%). IMO Kirsa's example would apply if the genie had said : whatever I do for you, I do two consecutive times to the bigots.

Less drastic for the bigots, but inconvenient - considering the post about the limitations of phalloplasty, he could have just asked to have one fully-functioning, perfect-looking penis

~immature giggle~

That is quite funny. Not to mention the female bigots out there...

[Liv]

Heehee that's true. I was thinking of the male bigots, but it would be rather tiresome for the female bigots too

[Bustus]

I can imagine the news story already... Half the world woke up with two penises!

[-Kt-]

I can imagine the news story already... Half the world woke up with two penises!

Acctually, only the female bigots get two penises, the male bigotts, already having one, recieve two more, and have three!

[Jamie]

If whatever the transman gets is 'x' then what the bigots get is double 'x' or '2x'

[Recursive Paradox]

Cocks everywhere? O_O

*hides*

[-Kt-]

If whatever the transman gets is 'x' then what the bigots get is double 'x' or '2x'

Of course, Unless the bigots already have what the transman gets, then they get 2x what the transman gets

1 dick + 2 dicks = 3 dicks

Or in the case of female bigots, 0 dicks + 2 dicks = 2 Dicks

This thread has sunken to a new low )

[Jamie]

yeah, i can go with that

[AlexTheSane]

Cocks everywhere? O_O

*hides*

*follows* [schild=15 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=FF7F50 shieldshadow=1]Save us all![/schild]

[Andra]

Cocks everywhere? O_O

*hides*

Suddenly DICKNIPPLES

[Gwydion]

I admit, reading it, I was surprised the first thing wasn't the dick.

[Rebis]

I admit, reading it, I was surprised the first thing wasn't the dick.

particularly since, even though I'm male bodied, it would be the first thing I would wish for. Hee hee

followed by a beautiful body that makes pam anderson in her prime look like popeye.

more hee hee


(I'm kidding) I have the faintest idea of what I'd ask for. That's how confused I still get.

[ChildOfTheLight]

If whatever the transman gets is 'x' then what the bigots get is double 'x' or '2x'

Of course, Unless the bigots already have what the transman gets, then they get 2x what the transman gets

1 dick + 2 dicks = 3 dicks

Or in the case of female bigots, 0 dicks + 2 dicks = 2 Dicks

This thread has sunken to a new low )

So we end up with a lot more dicks in the world. Great.

Oddly enough, I used to have dreams in which I had two penises.