I found this joke on the web.

Postby -Kt- » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:07 am

ChildOfTheLight @ 31.3.2008, 7:38 am wrote:
Kirsa @ Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:50 pm wrote:
Stripe @ 29.3.2008, 1:20 pm wrote:If whatever the transman gets is 'x' then what the bigots get is double 'x' or '2x'

Of course, Unless the bigots already have what the transman gets, then they get 2x what the transman gets

1 dick + 2 dicks = 3 dicks

Or in the case of female bigots, 0 dicks + 2 dicks = 2 Dicks

This thread has sunken to a new low :))


So we end up with a lot more dicks in the world. Great. ;-)

Oddly enough, I used to have dreams in which I had two penises.

I've had similar dreams, it was bizzare.
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Postby Jamie » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:41 am

id be happy with one :p
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Re: I found this joke on the web.

Postby Recursive Paradox » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:22 pm

I'd be happy with none. ^_~
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Re: I found this joke on the web.

Postby Wesley_Lexi » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:50 pm

I'd be happy with others having more ^.^

I'd be happy if he wasn't such a pervert... lol
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Re: I found this joke on the web.

Postby AlexTheSane » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:21 pm

All of you are dicks.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

As far as dick dreams go, I've had some of self-administering a penectomy. So, none for me please.
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Postby ChildOfTheLight » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:32 pm

Kirsa @ Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:07 am wrote:
ChildOfTheLight @ 31.3.2008, 7:38 am wrote:
Kirsa @ Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:50 pm wrote:
Stripe @ 29.3.2008, 1:20 pm wrote:If whatever the transman gets is 'x' then what the bigots get is double 'x' or '2x'

Of course, Unless the bigots already have what the transman gets, then they get 2x what the transman gets

1 dick + 2 dicks = 3 dicks

Or in the case of female bigots, 0 dicks + 2 dicks = 2 Dicks

This thread has sunken to a new low :))


So we end up with a lot more dicks in the world. Great. ;-)

Oddly enough, I used to have dreams in which I had two penises.

I've had similar dreams, it was bizzare.


Maybe it was your subconscious mind's way of saying you had one too many.

I don't know what that says for me, though, since I currently have no desire to transition. I haven't had such a dream in many years, though.

But as dreams, no matter how bizarre, usually do, they made some kind of sense. Like that the second penis was there to store urine, because I had to pee really bad, and that as soon as I did that it would disappear again. But I always felt really uncomfortable and wrong in those dreams, and felt very relieved to wake up and find that they were just dreams.

So were they my subconscious trying to tell me that I had one penis too many? Sometimes I think so.
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Postby Wesley_Lexi » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:43 am

We can't transition. One of us would always have the short end of the stick... =(
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Postby Rebis » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:26 am

Wesley_Lexi @ Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:43 am wrote:We can't transition. One of us would always have the short end of the stick... =(

you misspelled "dick".
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Re: I found this joke on the web.

Postby AlexTheSane » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:32 pm

I thought of a dick joke earlier today, but I've forgotten it...
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